How to Interpret a Resort Review

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Ratings are often the first thing people turn to in deciding on their resort of choice, but these handy shorthands are also fraught with biases and confusion. I thought I would pull back the curtains a bit on these metrics and badges to makes then easier to use and interpret when research your perfect resort.

  • Industry star ratings indicate how many boxes a property has ticked against a list of criteria
  • Social media star ratings (mostly) indicate how a property has performed against expectations.
  • Industry awards are (mostly) just pay-for-cachet shills.

INDUSTRY STAR RATINGS

Traditional “star” ratings (eg. “5-star hotel”) were developed by industry bodies and were determined by a methodical list of criteria. The advantage to this approach is that is objective. The problem was that the checklist reflects quantitative metrics, but not qualitative aspects. It counts things like the number of electrical sockets and whether the bathroom has a bidet, but doesn’t assess the quality of design, materials, aesthetics, etc. Resorts quickly learned to game this system by installing the cheapest versions of anything that would tick the assessor’s boxes to get a coveted “5-star” designation for a fairly chintzy property.

SOCIAL MEDIA REVIEW RATINGS

The Internet and social media introduced the notion of crowd-sourced reviews. The stars that visitors gave were anything but methodical or defined. The reviews were completely haphazard with “1-star: Terrible” reviews going to exceptional properties who made one slip-up during their visit, and “5-star: Excellent” reviews going to mediocre properties visited by people who were just delighted to be on holiday or wanted to boast to the world how amazing it all was.

The notion is that a savvy reader will dismiss the outliers and focus on the shape of the score histogram (eg. shifted more heavily to positive or negative side). Social media does add the richness of two features: (a) the text review itself (so you can drill down into the specifics of the assessment as make your own judgement about whether the attributes focused on concern you or the assessment seems justified), and (b) the authority of the writer (based on reputational scoring like “Helpful” votes).

Seth Godin articulates this dynamic well in this piece “I Hate This Restaurant” (and this is just the inadvertent failure ignoring the deliberate toxic practice of social media extortion where people find tiny failings and demand a big discounts or compensation under threat of them unleashing their condemnations all over social media):

  • ·If you look at many 1-star reviews (of books, of music, of restaurants) this is precisely what you’re going to see. A mismatch of expectations. A mismatch that is blamed, completely, on the person who created the work, not the critic. It doesn’t matter that the thing was clearly marked. It doesn’t matter that the thing was extraordinarily well-produced. And it doesn’t matter if just about everyone else experiencing it was thoroughly delighted. Because for this spoiled, under-informed and impatient patron, it failed.”

As a result of this “expectations driven” reviewing, many resorts have shifted the direction of their approach to ratings. Instead of trying to goose their rating as high as possible with covering the official bases as expediently as possible, now many properties voluntarily downgrade the advertised “rating”. So they might officially be a “5 star” property, but they advertise as a “4+ star”. That way, guest come expecting one standard of quality, but find a higher than expected one. Exceeding such expectations is the key to strong social media ratings. Better to be a 4-star on the profile but a 5-star on TripAdvisor, than visa-versa.

INDUSTRY BODY AWARDS

Whatever you do, dismiss the press releases and website merit badges from industry awards (eg. “Best Hotel in the Indian Ocean by the So-So-So Travel Group”). Said industry body charges X-thousand dollars for a resort to buy a table at their award ceremony and pretty much makes sure that everyone who attends, walks away with an award. In fact, in some cases, the more awards a resort flaunts, the more likely they are trying to cover up major inadequacies by buying endorsements (Yes, I know, I have featured some awards on the website and my email signature, BUT I did not pay anything for these and would never).

So with all of these review shortcomings, how is one to assess the quality of a resort in researching a holiday? I do check out the social media ratings (mostly TripAdvisor). I look at the shape of the star distribution (eg. how many 1-stars, how many 2, etc…). I will take a peek at a couple of 1-star reviews our of curiosity to see if they had identified anything truly serious, but in nearly all cases it is just the rambling trolling of a disaffected whinger. I do select for the most highly rated reviewers (eg. most Helpful votes) as these folks are likely to have sensible perspective so that their review will share useful insights.

What’s So Special About the Maldives?

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You know those iconic cartoons of a deserted island with a plot sand and palm tree in the middle of the ocean…that’s the Maldives. A thousand of those.

The Maldives sits at that a magic elevation of pretty much exactly sea level. The Great Barrier Reef is just below sea level (hence very few islands and hardly any resorts). Tropical islands like Mauritius and the Seychelles *tower* above rising to hundreds of feet in the air. The Maldives rest right in the sweet spot. Virtually right at sea level like linen white sand rafts floating in the ocean. The interleaving of water and land in cozy embrace liken the destination to a tropical Venice.

And the elevation distinction goes in both directions – not just the height of the land, but also the shallow depth of the water surrounding the land. As a result, the lagoons have a mill pond stillness which makes for crystal clear water. You can enjoy the dazzling aquatic sights from above the water seeing all manner of colourful fish like a giant aquarium.

The ubiquitous reefs lurking near the water’s surface produce a mesmerizing seascape tapestry of blues that is otherworldly. It is one of those special places on Earth (like Iceland, Grand Caynon, Zhangye Danxia) that make you feel like you are not just on a remarkable part of the planet, but on another planet altogether.

The tininess of the islands and their proximity to not just the ocean but the aquatic wonderland within it, makes for a uniquely intimate connection with the sea that is rarely experienced. I have world traveling friends who go to all sorts of tropical resorts and they always report back to me, “This place is wonderful…but it’s not the Maldives!”

Happy Birthday Maldives (Independence Day today)!

No, The Maldives Doesn’t Suck At All

I don’t know if this Top Tens writer had a few too many Guinness’s (Happy St. Patrick’s Day today) when writing this piece or whether they were just trying to be as provocatively counterintuitive as possible for click-bait. But nonetheless, I am open-minded and thought I would check out their “10 Beautiful Places in the World That Actually Kinda Suck”. The video piece not only featured the “Maldives” at #4, but actually highlighted it as their splash image to the video.

I wondered if they were just going to harp on some esoteric, quirky aspect of the destination with a semi-justified albeit tongue-in-cheek winge. But as it turns out, their piece appears to be as completely serious as it is completely misinformed. It’s like they didn’t even bother to do any proper to do any proper research and chose instead to parrot some schoolyard gossip that they heard about this popular cool kid who they envied.

I thought about correcting their errors here, but instead I chose to try my hand at my first Maldives Complete “reaction video”. As it happens, I’ve been quietly been posting videos to my “Maldives Complete” YouTube channel primarily as a way to conveniently host videos for sharing here. But as “Subscribe” is the new “RSS”, please hit the “Like” and “Subscribe” button if you want me to do more videos.

   

Maldives Vaccination Leadership

Maldives Vaccination Leadership

The Maldives is en route to another world leading mark – the country getting the highest proportion of its population vaccinated the fastest. Already, they have one of the highest proportion of their country vaccinated. For countries over 100,000 in population, the Maldives is only surpassed by Israel, OAE and the UK. And their current rate of penetration surpasses everyone.

As I noted in my December visit, with so much of their economy dependent on tourism (in fact, the highest proportion of GDP in the world), the pandemic’s effect on travel means a double whammy to their country from this disease. From the outset, they have had strong incentive to tackle COVID-19 and to make extra investments in ensuring the safety of their destination. And that includes aggressive vaccination of the population especially in recent weeks. Of the Top 20 counties with the highest dependency on tourism, the Maldives was the runaway leader in proportion of population vaccinated (of countries over 100k population, see chart below).

Those investments appear to be paying off. Maldives visitor numbers have rebounded strongly. In fact, the Maldives appears to be turning adversity to advantage as many people around the world are extra keen on the Maldives’ distinctive isolation to protect themselves during the pandemic. And as lock-downs have transformed the degree to which people can and do work remotely, people have all the more freedom to escape to the Maldives and work from there. If you are forced to hunker down and avoid contact with people, what better place to do it than a villa in paradise?

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5 Reasons to Go to the Maldives Now

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When the pandemic first hit and the lockdowns were imposed, we made an emphatic decision to simply not travel in the year 2020. We were seasoned enough travellers (and savvy enough health professionals both working in the medical arena) that we knew it would be many months before the world had a grip on this grippe. We knew that there would be no switch flipped that turned matters from terrible to fine. Rather, the process would be a long and drawn-out chipping away at the pandemic making life more safe and allowing more activity to go on bit by bit.

We had decided that it would simply be too risky and stressful to travel during the year with all the variables and all the volatility of the situation, not to mention the first and foremost risk, which is contracting the virus itself. We would not do anything that wasn’t deemed an acceptable risk, as per our medical training. But within the first 6 months, the world pretty much figured out how to contain the spread (the biggest problem is getting people to behave in a manner which contained the spread) so some possibilities for travel were emerging.

Travel is already a highly regulated environment for safety (just think of the boarding screening process), so the industry is pretty well structured to adopt safety measures. After an accident or terror threat, the aviation industry makes changes pretty effectively and pretty quickly. It has to. So, we felt that they would probably institute protocols that would mitigate most of the risk fairly well.

What we didn’t trust was the governments. A government springing a change in rules at the last minute throwing our trip up in the air. And as anticipated, that is exactly what happened. We bit the bullet and booked a trip to the Maldives for mid-November only to have the entire thing upended by England Lockdown II. And not just official pronouncements being sprung on us, but also lower-level functionaries whose job it was to implement them not reading or confusing the fine print in the latest directive and in so doing holding us up at some point for some confusion over paperwork or something.

Still, we persevered got ourselves to our beloved Maldives this week.  Several days in the trip has been magical. Not perfect by any means. But nonetheless magical.

Here are the reasons to consider taking the plunge and escaping to paradise:

  1. Great Deals – The deals are the catalyst. In November, we started reading about some of the deals on offer, and we couldn’t help but salivate. Air fares and resort prices were both 30-50% off. With our 8 months of cabin fever, we couldn’t resist the temptation.
  2. Flexible Terms – It used to be that to get good prices, you had to commit sizeable sums of non-refundable deposits. Even a minor change in plans would incur big service charges. COVID has changed most of that. Airlines and hotels are now very flexible in their terms so risks of losing your payment are much lower. That said, do check the terms of your travel and if your airline or hotel is not providing flexibility, then look elsewhere. As it happened, this consideration hit us in our planning. We had planned for our trip in November…but then the UK lockdown hit scuppered it. But we were readily refunded all of our booking charges or were able to move them to our revised trip in December.
  3. Aggro in Perspective – Yes, COVID protocols have added extra aggro to the whole process of travelling. The biggest being the PCR “Fit to Fly” certificates, but smaller inconveniences like wearing a mask through the airport and throughout the flight, health declaration forms, etc. While these will seem onerous to the modern casual traveller, they are not really any harder than visas and a vaccination required for typical adventure travel even a few years ago (I remember that I had to hire a consultant to help me get a Russian tourist visa a few decades ago because the process was so convoluted). COVID has just made all travel into “adventure” travel in terms of logistics. Yes, the airport queues are longer dealing with all the protocols and paperwork, but this isn’t entirely new to the world of travel. And people are regularly pointing remote thermometers at you. A bit of work, but not unbearable.
  4. COVID Safety – Tourism is the lifeblood of the Maldives so it is no surprise that they have instituted some of the most stringent COVID precautions in the world. As a result, the incidence of COVID in the Maldives is one of the lowest in the world, earning the Maldives a travel corridor with a number of countries, including the UK (which means that you don’t have to quarantine on return).
  5. Post-Lockdown Paradise – The Maldives feels like the antithesis of lockdown. Sitting on a beach taking in an infinite horizon is the perfect antidote to months of staring at the same four walls.

Guesthouses and Liveaboards Budget Options

Guesthouses and Liveaboards

A whole category of Maldives offerings that I’ve not yet seen are the guesthouses and liveaboard/yacht options. I have researched them quite a bit. And Hotellier Maldives asked me to share a few perspective from my investigation for people considering these alteratives. The result is the recently published article “Bunking with the Billionaires on a Budget – Part 2”.

  • Some guest houses cost as little as $50/night. For certain types of travellers, being on an inhabited island has added dividends of being able to explore and interact with the local community and experience their island life. But these offerings also have a number of constraints that you should be aware of and do limit their appeal to some visitors.”
  • “Liveaboards have long been a cheap option for divers to bunk while going from dive site to dive site. But in the Maldives, the cruising options have gotten quite sophisticated and expansive. You can find quite well appointed bedrooms in lovely vessels serving delicious food. Some boats even offer spa services onboard.”

World Travel Market 2019

WTM 2019 - Jason Kruse

This year’s World Travel Market was like a trip back to where it all began. In more ways than one.

First, I bumped into to one of the charter members of the Maldives GM Hall of Fame (figure of speech) – Jason Kruse. After I had developed Maldives Complete as a way to play around with new web technology at Microsoft and to share my trove of Maldives resort information, it was our family trip to Jason’s resort (just before he arrived), Kurumba, that convinced me that I should invest a bit extra in this undertaking. Throughout our stay, various Maldivian staff came up to me and said, “Hey, you’re that Maldives Complete guy. We love your website.”

While I had made it a policy to never re-visit a resort I had already seen (primarily because I wanted to see as many resorts as possible), Jason convinced me to stop by Kurumba again during one of our first tours in 2011. He and his wife were so much fun and so helpful with information about the Maldives, that we subsequently made an exception to our steadfast rule and ended up visiting Kurumba every year as a part of our tours. It was a convenient final stop near the airport, but primarily a great chance to catch up with Jason and Victoria.

Sadly, those annual catch-ups have been interrupted a couple of years ago when Jason took on a resort manager role in Fiji closer to his home in Australia. But Jason is back! He has taken on the GM role at Amilla Fushi. And he was at WTM London to get word out about some of the changes being introduced there. Sounds like some classic Jason magic and I can’t wait to see what he does there.

If that long-time-no-see meeting wasn’t enough, my next meeting was even more nostalgic. Every year that I have been going to WTM, I always check out whether the country of Togo, West Africa has a stand. Togo was by first stint as a travel researcher and writer. I was stationed there as an overseas correspondent in 1980! My first experience in investigating and sharing an exotic destination with the world. Togo has always been a small country and has been hit with its own challenges (like most of Africa) since the fall of the Berlin Wall (when the two superpowers stopped caring about the continent as pawns on a geopolitical chessboard and unceremoniously and disruptively upped stakes leaving discord and conflict in their wake). They haven’t really had the resources to rebuild its tourism industry…until now. Strolling over to the “Africa” section, I came upon Togo’s first stand and had a chance to meet with their representatives (see below) from the same Tourism Ministry that hosted me to their own colourful and enchanting country four decades ago!

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10 Things Luxury Resorts Look For In An ‘Influencer Collaboration’

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Instagrammer Chanel Brown (482k Followers) at Hurawalhi

From the outset, Maldives Complete has been my coral white sand box to explore the exciting and ever emerging online world – interactive interfaces, data-driven dynamic pages, blogs, and lately social media. Especially recently, the Instagram craze taking the world by storm and its practitioners drawn to the bucket list destination of the Maldives like trevally to a lagoon of glass fish.

I write for many audiences. The core one is obviously the regular and prospective guests who visit this paradise and are looking for clear, concise, objective help in deciding between the scores of resort islands. But also, the site is very popular in the Maldives resort industry itself (especially the “Haven’t Seen Yet Series”). And the fifth highest country of traffic to the site (after the UK, USA, Germany and China) is the Maldives itself with many Maldivians enjoying the fresh perspective about the economic heart of their country.

Today’s post is for a subset of those prospective guests – the Instagrammers, travel bloggers and other self-proclaimed “Influencers” who fill the inboxes of resort marketing directors with all sorts of requests for support and frankly freebies.  Millennials looking for an expansive buffet of special treatment while delivering a ‘contact lens case’ serving of tangible marketing results.

You could say that Maldives Complete is one of those and I often do get offered discounts (or at least trade rates) which I welcome since I spend so much money on the website, don’t make any money out of it, and my visits are mostly running around working on photos and getting material and not exactly lying back and enjoying a break.

The onslaught of hubristic hustlers looking for all sorts of special treatment has been well documented in recent months (great piece in the Atlantic – “Instagram’s Wannabe-Stars Are Driving Luxury Hotels Crazy”). Some resorts, however (eg. Hurawalhi, Ayada) are embracing the attention and providing guidelines and processes for aspiring mini-media tycoons to get some special consideration if they can deliver real results.

So what do the resorts want? Well, I’m in pretty regular contact with most of the marketing folks in the Maldives resorts and this subject has been one we have regularly discussed. One of them drafted a comprehensive piece providing some great guidance to would-be journeyman journalists. For a number of reasons, they felt that they couldn’t publish it themselves so they offered it to me to share on Maldives Complete under anonymity. I hope it’s useful for prospective influencers wondering how did those other bloggers get there, and I hope its useful to resort marketing departments to help reduce the noise and distraction of the clueless enquiries and maybe even help channel potentially useful ones more effectively.

In a week when I received six influencer requests in just one morning – of which only one was able to in any way explain who they are, who their audiences are and why I should work with them – I felt compelled to write this in the hope it’ll help influencers be more effective in working with luxury resorts. If you’re an influencer looking to work with a city hotel (whether five star or not), local b&b or other, you’ll need a different approach because their needs are different.  The below is strictly for luxury resorts – and I don’t mean five star resorts, but luxury ones; if you don’t know the difference then please don’t call yourself a luxury travel blogger.

While influencers do seem to be effective in fashion and FMCG markets, the jury is still out on whether there’s a meaningful impact when it comes to luxury travel. But still, luxury hotels are taking to the influencer business like ducks to water and why not? It’s the in-thing to do, your competitors are doing it and it’s a lot more fun than cranking out another eDM. I get approached daily by influencers and most are declined. So what are luxury resorts looking for in an influencer?  Here’s my list:

  1. Influence. It may seem obvious but if you’re going to influence people, you need clout. It’s not a numbers game; I’m willing to work with influencers who have less than, say, 50,000 genuine followers on their main social media account, so long as those followers are the kind of people who’ll definitely stay at the hotel I’m marketing. And before you blithely say ‘of course they would’ you need to understand that I’m selling rooms that in the cheapest time of year are US$2,000 a night.  Be honest: do the majority of your followers really spend that kind of money on a hotel room, or do they just aspire to? I’m not just going to take your word for it: you’ll need to show that your followers are indeed my market – see point 2.
  2. A media kit. I need to know who your audience is, and not just in terms of numbers or their sex (because that’s not really important to me), but their socio-economic status and geographic location. I need to know if they’re really luxury travel consumers. Can you show that many of your followers regularly fly long-haul in first or business class or routinely spend over $2,000 a night on a hotel stay? That information needs to be on your media kit. Don’t forget to include links to your accounts in your media kit. You’d be amazed how many people approach me without giving links to their websites or social media accounts. No links or no media kit? Then I’ll assume that if you can’t make a professional approach to a possible business partner, then any resulting content is going to be unprofessional too.
  3. More than just social media. Social media is lovely, but ephemeral. That amazing post or story of yours is at best a 48-hour wonder and then gone forever, whereas as well-written, SEO-friendly blog post with links back to our site lives on the internet forever. No blog or website? Then it doesn’t work for us.
  4. An understanding that this is a quid pro quo deal. Many influencers are quite certain about what they should get out of the deal, but a little hazy about the true value of what they’re offering the hotel. ‘Awareness’ is an intangible concept that I don’t work with. So this is how it works: we give you a fabulous free stay in a luxury hotel worth $$$ and your coverage (social media, blog posts, videos etc) results in business. By business, I mean at least one reservation. It’ll be easy to measure because I’ll give you a booking code that your followers can use to make a reservation and that way we’ll know it came from your influence. Suddenly not so sure you can deliver that? Then why so sure I should give you that free stay?
  5. A realistic approach to what you’ll get. A professional travel journalist will spend two nights in a hotel and be able to write a great article, get all the social media coverage done and an online article.  That’s journalism.  If you’re calling yourself a professional, then that’s a realistic time frame for you too. 
  6. An understanding that ‘photos’ or ‘content’ isn’t an appealing offer. One of the most powerful marketing assets a luxury resort has is its imagery. This imagery is carefully selected, has a style, colour tone, composition and feel that reflects the hotel’s image and is consistent throughout the whole image library. Usually, a luxury hotel’s photography will be taken by one photographer – often over many years – in order to achieve that vision. I’m happy that you take great photos while you’re here (in fact, I’m depending on your photography being amazing), but I’m unlikely to use them for more than the occasional social media post unless you can match our existing look and style of our professional house photographer.
  7. Your image. Three points: a). I’m selling luxury travel. If you’re mostly featuring fashion or makeup or food or events on your feed, your audience probably isn’t my market. b). When your entire feed is pictures of you barely wearing any clothes (done tastefully of course), I understand why you have so many followers and ask you to please understand that this isn’t how I sell my product. c) if your feed is fabulous photography of you backpacking or camping, then kudos to you but your audience isn’t my audience and much as I love what you do, I can’t work with you.
  8. Our image. I’d like your understanding that a luxury hotel also has a specific image that you need to respect. I totally get that you need to feed your social media and keep driving those clicks in order to fulfill promises to your other partners, but if you’re going to post every five hours regardless of the quality of the pictures of MY product then we can’t work together. Please understand: I’m very picky. What to you looks like a really cute picture of you in a bikini (makeup, bikini and jewelry all sponsored by other partners, of course), to me just looks like an untidy hotel room with wet, crumpled pool towels on the floor, half-drunk milkshakes in the background and not the best angle of the pool in the pouring rain. To be clear: my product – the hotel – isn’t a backdrop to your photos; it IS the photo. And it’s got to look good by my standards, not yours.
  9. Our audience vs your audience: You appeal to generation z, you appeal to millennials – heck you are millennial. You’re young and fun and groovy. My audience however routinely spends over $35,000 on a holiday and possibly owns (or has access to) a private jet and/or yacht. That puts them in an older age bracket and makes them more, let’s say discerning, than the laissez-faire casual style you’re projecting. If we partner, can you still appeal to my market without alienating your core followers?  In other words, does it make business sense to you for you to be blogging about my resort?
  10. Timing. There are times when we’d love to work with you, but you’re proposing to come when we just don’t have rooms to give away. Please forgive me for having to say no, and keep in touch in case you’re able to come back this way one day.

On my side, I promise to work with you and deliver what you need to get that wow content. My duty is to throw open the doors of the hotel to you so you can get the best. Whether that means borrowing the yacht for dolphin spotting, finding a deserted island for a fabulous picnic, planting coral with our marine biologist, setting up endless room service breakfasts poolside on the deck of your over-water villa or booking the entire spa for a morning’s photoshoot, that’s what I’m here for. Oh, and I’ll make sure the wifi is fast, free and plentiful. Deal?

World Travel Market 2018

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Maldives Complete made it to yet another World Travel Market at the Excel Centre in London this week. Maldives resorts, agents, cruises and promoters were there in force. With all the giant, illuminated backdrop tableaus, it was the closest thing to a day visit to the Maldives on a November day in London.

I got a chance to catch up with long-time friends and associates like Barefoot Resort Marketing Director Raffaella Colleoni and Grand Park Kodhipparu General Manager Raffaele Solferino (please, Raffles Resort, hire these two executives!) – see above.

I also got an opportunity to meet some of the folks behind some of the newer properties – eg. Emerald, Carpe Diem, Kuredhivaru, Hard Rock, SAii Lagoon, Rahaa. Emerald in particular has some incredibly attractive pricing and may be doing some extra special offers at its launch. And Hard Rock with SAii Lagoon is going to be a real game-changer opening up entirely new ways of holidaying in the Maldives and experiencing this paradise.

The other revelation to me was the deals for some pretty swish cruising. ScubaSpa is a live-aboard-cum-spa on a luxury cruiser and gourmet meals for the price of a good 4+ star resort. You can choose any number of days that you want to travel to tailor the timings (and costs) to your preferences. And Carpe Diem has a deal of $1200 for a week on their yacht including meals and 3 dives each day. We’ve often considered doing a cruise. We’ve seen so many of the Maldives resorts, we thought it would be a great way to explore some of the deserted islands, remote lagoons and sand bars in the middle of the ocean. We’ve sailed in the Mediterranean and there is an adventurous charm to anchoring in some remote place with no civilisation in sight.

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