National Dessert Day today. And as soon as you step off the seaplane to Dhigufaru, you feel like you have landed in dessert country. Some resorts greet you with some tropical juice, others with tasty cocktail, but Dhigufaru greets you with an entire sweet shop. Ice cream, cakes, muffins, coffees, drinks all at your disposal. And the arrival jetty is also the best entry point to the resort house reef so you can have a snack when you come in from your snorkelling safari.
Bed Decorators Need Spell-Check
Today is the International Day of Failure. Which happens to be, along with Maldives resorts, my other specialist subject. I’ve written about as much about embracing failure as I have about quirky features at Maldivian resorts. And today I get to combine the two. Enjoy!
- Helengeli – According to Wikipedia, “HANE” is either “Hereditary angioneurotic edema” or “High-altitude nuclear explosion”. Neither is probably a happy occurrence to a new bride. [ABOVE]
- Cinnamon Dhonveli – The guests weren’t being rude when they said he’d married a cow.
- Amilla Fushi – I guess at Amilla they keep track of your achievements and this guest is now at “5”
- Atomosphere Kanifushi – I’ve posted about Babymoons, Blood Moons, Full Moons, Coconut Moons and Super Moons, but somehow I’ve missed out the basic “Happy Moon”.
- Dhigufaru – Is the “Valentine 2” performing for a romantic duet?
- Hurawalhi – Wow, a baby born on the resort itself!
- J Resort Alidhoo – Unless this is some cryptic formula, this appears to be text slang for “Welcome, Oh My…”
- Kuredu – For smaller achievements, I guess this is appropriate.
- Meeru – But this one for really big, heavy achievements.
- Meeru – It’s no big holiday, it merely Christmas.
- Mirihi – I know, I know, everyone’s a chritic these days.
Best of the Maldives: Cirque de Soleil – Finolhu
Finolhu puts the “Soleil” into the “Cirque de Soleil”. Today is International Sight day and some of the things you will see at Finolhu will make you not believe your eyes (including the occasional mermaid known to visit the island).
Finolhu has a bit of a retro Las Vegas nightlife vibe with its own resident entertainment acts high on showmanship and flair. They’ve featured hoops, silk banners, large hoops, fire dancing by a group called Area 51 which resident for three months. Then they circulate in a fresh set of artistes. When we visited a group from Mexico was there performing every night.
The resort explained that part of their contact is that during the day, the performers must work on new tricks and material. The idea is that the “artists-in-residence” have sort of a bootcamp for developing and refining their craft and act all the while sharing the fresh new work with the resort guests. Finolhu targets young groups early in their career so the booking can be a boost to their careers.
Sometimes resort (and cruise) entertainment can be a bit jaded. Circuit acts going through the motions with their gigs of tired material. But the Finolhu acts had a fresh vitality about them. All the buzz of someone pursuing their dreams and living them every day in paradise. And when they finally do hit the big time and get that headline act in Vegas, you can say you saw them in the original Circles of Sun in the Indian Ocean.
Ariel Photogrphy
Perhaps the most mystical of all Maldivian creatures on sea or land (or both) is the colourful and often elusive Syreni Maldivus (Maldivian Mermaid). Here’s the 2nd collection of Ariel apostles…
“Up where they stay all day in the sun / Wanderin’ free / Wish I could be / Part of that world.”
- Ani Lubov (Russia) – Soneva Fushi[ABOVE]
- Sira MaNdonna (Thailand) – Safari Island
- Mammami A (Thailand) – Hideaway Beach
- Liliana Montoya (USA) – AaaVeee
- Martynova Natalya (Russia) – Fotteyo Kandu
- Koi Chayathip (Thailand) – Vakarufalhi
- Jourdan Raine (United Kingdom) – Meedhupparu
- Lucy Wangluxi (China)
- Gypzy (Thailand) – Club Rannalhi
- Fiona Cooper (France)
- Charlotte (Belgium) – Anantara Dhigu
- ‘Housekeeping’ (Maldives) – JA Manafaru
- Ploypraew Nattikarn (Thailand) – Club Med Finolhu Villas
- Chloe Lambertt and Madison Luxe (Australia) – Gili Lankanfushi
- Stella Huang (China) – Outrigger Konotta
- Erika Myriam (USA) – Four Seasons Landaa Giraavaru
- Nana Lee (China) – W Maldives
- Janine Wiggert (Germany) – Constance Halaveli
- Azura Mermaid – (Maldives) – OZEN Atmosphere – [BELOW]
Cute Li’l Fish Day
The octopus’ Cephalopod cousin, the cuttlefish, is no less intriguing. Itself a clever chappie, they have one of the highest proportions of brain size to body size of all invertebrates. But all the more crazy is that the brain itself is shaped like a donut (a bit of a messed up donut) and the esophagus passes straight through the hole. They must really get serious brain freeze when they eat ice cream too fast!
QI 14
- Q: What colour is the blood of an octopus?
- A: Red?
- Q: Buzzzz…no blue.
- Q: How many hearts does an octopus have?
- A: Ah, you said “hearts” so it must be 2!
- Q: Buzzzz…no, they actually have 3.
- Q: What does the octopus have 8 of that as inspired technological innovations?
- A: Legs?
- Q: Buzzz…8 layers of films that make up their cornea – used in camera technology to reduce the number of lens so reducing costs of cameras
- Q: Give me an incorrect version of the plural for “octopus”.
- A: “Octopuses”?
- Q: Buzzzz. Actually “octopuses” is perfectly acceptable English. You can also refer to them as “octopedes”
Octopus Day today. One of our favourite things to see underwater. And yet so elusive. We never see enough of them (although we did have fun encounter on the Olhuveli house reef this summer with the creature in question playing hide-and-seek with us changing his skin texture and colour with every new hiding place her moved to).
If you think the fun facts above are intriguing (thanks Isley), you ain’t seen nothing until you read about the Pillow Octopus…
- Female pillow octopus is 40,000 times larger than the male. Equivalent of a male human dating a woman 4 times larger than the Statue of Liberty
- For a male pillow octopus to “pull one off” is actually more literal than colloquial. Hectocautilus – arm that contains sperm. Gets broken off and then they die within a year. Only reproduce once. (Female dies after reproducing too)
- Pillow Octopus are known to rip of tentacles of a portugese man-o-war (built up resistance to poison) and use them as swords. Some octopuses have learned to open jars (where their food was kept)
Octopi are clever creatures. They have personality and have been observed playing, problem solving, learning. In fact, some octopus use coconut shell halves as a portable home (see photo at top).
Octopus’s garden in the sea is a curious place indeed.
Best of the Maldives: Social Media Mob – W Maldives
One resort with its own collection of Instagram luminaries is W Maldives:
- “Reebok Women invited 12 ladies from Southeast Asia and the Pacific to W Maldives as the faces and voices of their #PerfectNever campaign in the region, with the aim of flipping the conventional notion of perfectionThese are influencers with a huge following on social media and admired for their flawless lifestyles. With the #PerfectNever campaign set in the perfect environment, the aim of the happening was to show that there are more to these women than the airbrushed images on their social media accounts – the grit and the determination that makes them human and ‘perfect’ in their own way.”
Already a top 10 resort for attracting Insgrammer fashionistas, this esteemed group of snappers add another 7.7 million followers to their tally. Rest assured that Maldives Complete will be featuring many of the snaps shared on their popular Instagram feeds in upcoming photoshoot collections, but if you can’t wait, here is the list of Instagrammer stars and their feeds…
- Reebok Ambassador – Liv Lo
- Indonesia – Naysilla Mirdad, actress
- Indonesia – Olivia Lazuardy, fashion blogger
- Thailand – Lydia Sarunrat Deane, singer
- Singapore – Andrea Chong, fashion and travel blogger
- Singapore – Melissa Celestine Koh, fashion and travel blogger
- Malaysia – Kiran Jassal, model and Miss Universe Malaysia 2016
- Malaysia – Venice Min, blogger
- Philippines – Laureen Uy, blogger
- Philippines – Katarina Rodriguez, model and Asia’s Next Top Model finalist
- Vietnam – Chau Bui, fashion icon
- Australia – Amy Maree Comber, makeup artist and YouTuber
- Australia – Keira Rumble, travel and lifestyle blogger
Best of the Maldives: Celebrity Instagram – Velaa
Nine years ago today, Instagram was unleashed on the world. Maldives Complete had already been on the web for nearly a year at the time. Instagram has come a bit further since ;-). It has emerged as the social media of choice for the celebrity and fashionista class. The photo-based platform suits the beautiful people crowd quite well.
Instagram has changed our world and even Maldives Complete. The “Celebrity Visited” field in the resort profile has been a part of the site from the get-go and was gleaned mostly from press reports and celeb sponsored visits travel pieces. But Instagram has turned both the information and photo op spigot full on. I introduced the “Fashion” section of the blog two years ago this month and it has rapidly grown to be one of the most popular features.
So who is the “Best of the Maldives” at attracting Instagram followers through its guests? Velaa – they have the largest total number of aggregate celeb guest followers (117,790,176), as well top (tied) position for most Top 20 guests (3, along with Four Seasons Landaa Giraavaru).
Here are few other fun figures about the sun-kissed figures…
- Followers: Each cluster of an order of magnitude of followers all had between 300-400 fashionistas.
- < 10k followers: 341 visitors
- 1k – 10k: 454
- 10k – 100k: 468
- 100k – 1m: 347
- > 1m: 106
- Occupation – Entertainment was the dominant field here with creative and sporty type following.
RESORT |
FOLLOWERS |
|
1 |
Velaa |
130,684,342 |
2 |
NIYAMA |
108,835,373 |
3 |
Finolhu |
|
4 |
Four Seasons Landaa Giraavaru |
57,100,000 |
5 |
Cheval Blanc Randheli |
44,084,145 |
6 |
One & Only Reethi Rah |
43,016,283 |
7 |
Huvafenf |
35,564,912 |
8 |
Six Senses Laamu |
34,504,716 |
9 |
Four Seasons Kuda Huraa |
23,093,022 |
10 |
W Ret |
13,266,346 |
OCCUPATION |
FOLLOWERS |
|
1 |
Singer |
215,354,798 |
2 |
Model |
201,904,735 |
3 |
Actress |
125,240,233 |
4 | Blogger / Designer |
99,388,622 |
5 |
Athlete |
6,912,456 |
6 |
Dancer / Yoga |
6,323,516 |
COUNTRY |
FOLLOWERS |
|
1 |
|
130,684,342 |
2 |
|
108,835,373 |
3 |
|
|
4 |
Barbados |
57,100,000 |
5 |
|
44,084,145 |
6 |
|
43,016,283 |
7 |
|
35,564,912 |
8 |
|
34,504,716 |
9 |
|
23,093,022 |
10 |
|
13,266,346 |
INSTRAGRAMMER |
COUNTRY |
RESORT | OCCUPATION |
FOLLOWERS |
|
1 | Jennifer Lopez |
USA |
Velaa | Singer | |
2 | Rhianna |
Barbados |
NIYAMA | Singer | |
3 | Shakira |
Columbia |
Velaa | Singer | |
4 | Cara Delevingne |
United Kingdom |
Finolhu | Model | |
5 | Bruna Marquezine | Brazil | Cheval Blanc | Actress | 22,600,000 |
6 | Huda Kattan | USA | Huvafenfushi | Blogger | 15,200,000 |
7 | Jacqueline Fernandez |
India |
Four Seasons Landaa Giraavaru | Actress | 13,800,000 |
8 | Rita Ora | United Kingdom | Palm Beach | Singer | 11,400,000 |
9 | Victoria Beckham | United Kingdom | One & Only Reethi Rah | Singer | 8,900,000 |
10 | Aum Patchrana | Thailand | Coco Palm Bodu Hithi | Actress | 7,400,000 |
11 | Roe Huntington-Whiteley |
United Kingdom |
Four Seasons Landaa Giraavaru | Model | 7,400,000 |
12 | Zoe Sugg | United Kingdom | Ranveli | Blogger | 6,800,000 |
13 | Park Shin-hye | South Korea | Soneva Jani | Model | 6,600,000 |
14 | Davika |
Thailand |
Club Med Finolhu Villas | Designer | 6,400,000 |
15 | Kimberley Anne Tiamsiri | Thailand | Kanuhura | Actress | 5,700,000 |
16 | Belén Rodríguez |
Argentin |
One & Only Reethi Rah | Model | 5,600,000 |
17 | Paris Hilton | USA | Velaa | Model | 5,600,000 |
18 | Eva Gutowski | USA | Six Senses Laamu | Blogger | 5,400,000 |
19 | Aliaa Bhaat | India | Four Seasons Landaa Giraavaru | Actress | 5,200,000 |
20 | Sveta Bilyalova | Russia | LUX South Ari Atoll | Model | 4,900,000 |
Best of the Maldives: Maldivian Warrior – Kanuhura
For a traditional twist on military-grade training, Kanuhura offers Maldivian Warrior training…
- “Maldivian warrior is a bootcamp fitness course on the beach inspired by what Maldivians would have used in the past to keep fit before air-conditioned gyms came to the country. It’s a blend of calisthenics and exercises on the beach using wooden blocks, logs and heavy stones, followed by a swim in the lagoon and a run around the beach (over 3km to get round the island once).”
Best of the Maldives: TRX Training – Amilla Fushi
If you need a bit of help waistline effects of sumptuous holiday treats, then Amilla Fushi can firm up both your body and your discipline…
- “TheTRX was birthed in the Navy SEALS, a 60minutes suspension training body weight exercise that develops strength, balance, flexibility, and core stability simultaneously. TRX is a fabulous training tool that leverage gravity together with your body weight to increase fitness, strengthen and tone muscles. An intense full body workout just for you.”
Sir, yes sir! TRX, a treat!