Best of the Maldives: Instagram Post – Conrad Maldives

Conrad Maldives - Kim Kardashian

Maldives has always been a celebrity magnet from movie stars to world champion athletes, but there very definition of the term celebrity might just go to recent visitor Kim Kardashian. I’ve covered the top Instagrammers invading this tropical paradise using the Follower count. But the resort marketing directors will be quick to point out that it is all about engagement. And that metric starts with “Likes”. When I consider posts for inclusions in my various “Fashion” collections, popularity is a consideration (ie. a borderline photo with an amazing number of Likes might get included). A few hundred likes is pretty typical for a fine shot even among the more popular fashionistas. Four-figures raises an eyebrow, 5-figures is quite amazing and anything beyond that is quite jaw dropping.

So what it the most popular Instagram post from the Maldives of all time? From what I can determine in my pretty extensive research, it is Kim Kardashian’s “shallow wallow” (a class Maldives pose) Conrad Maldives at with a stratospheric 3,323,466 Likes

The next closest (the only other 7-figure post) I have seen is Kriti Sanon’s (19.2 million Followers) post with 1,289,564 Likes.


Best of the Maldives: Skating Museum – Jumeirah Vittaveli

Jumeirh Vittaveli - skating museum

Possibly one of the most unexpected “best ofs” in my decade of writing about the Maldives, Jumeirah Vittaveli’s ice rink, just got a bit more so. The resort has opened an ice skating museum! It feature memorabilia from the career of Olympic champion Evgeni Plushenko. Maldives Insider covered the opening

  • “Jumeirah Vittaveli has announced plans to open an ice skating museum at the resort’s ice skating rink in honour of Olympic gold medalist Evgeni Plushenko. Plushenko will honour Jumeirah Vittaveli with a performance for the first anniversary of the opening of Ice Ice Maybe…, the first eco-friendly artificial ice rink in the destination…Plushenko inaugurated the ice rink on March 20, 2018, and is returning this year for the anniversary celebrations of the ice rink, as well as to launch an Olympic gold medal winner ice skating museum at the ice rink. The museum will showcase costumes and skates from Pushenko’s famous gold medal winning performances.”

For those who don’t think there are cultural activities in the Maldives, I’ve added a new “Museum” tag to the blog (though I wouldn’t go expecting the Smithsonian).

Best of the Maldives: Luxury Cone – Kuramathi

Kuramathi - luxury ice cream cone

Epicurean extravagance doesn’t have to be as elaborate as a chauffeured odyssey, but can be as simple as an ever so slightly decadent ice cream cone. Well, really decadent in Kuramathi’s case…

  • “Savour our new ice cream cup selections and customized cones at The Palm in #Kuramathi #Maldives. With less #sugar, you can now have healthier ice cream and enjoy them (almost) guilt-free.”

”Guilt free”? Who’s feeling guilty?

Best of the Maldives: Luxury Dinner Experience – Jumeirah Vittaveli

Jumeirah Vittaveli - luxury dining experience

The ever escalating arms-race for the biggest payload of opulence has tended focus on the venue, namely an underwater room. But Jumeirah Vittaveli’s latest foray onto the battlefield of epicurean extravagance demonstrates that you can have an aircraft carrier scale lavishness of experience even without the subaquatic dining table. This Is Insider reports the details…

  • “Those opting for the experience will be picked up from their home by a butler and whisked off to the closest airport to board a private jet bound for the Maldives. A private catamaran will then take you to the resort. Then, on whatever day you choose, a private seaplane will take you to Michelin-starred chef Ollie Dabbous’ [see photo above] island pop-up HIDE restaurant for an exclusive meal. Afterwards, you get to unwind on a private yacht. The experience includes a five-night stay in one of the resort’s new Private Ocean Retreats, which come equipped with winding slides.”

And with a price tag of $50,000, it might just be the most expensive meal “out” in the world. So if the spouse says they don’t particularly fancy cooking tonight, be careful saying “anything you like, honey”.


Best of the Maldives: Salt Chamber – Kudadoo

Kudaduu - salt spa immersion

One of the newest properties, Kudadoo, continues to introduce new features I’ve not seen including a bit drier salty hangout, the Lonu Immersion

  • · “Our Lonu Cave is lined with mineral-rich Himalayan salt that’s more than 1,000 years old and renowned for its healing qualities. Spending time in the salt chamber, breathing in the world’s most healing salt air is the natural way to clear sinuses, your lungs, and ease muscles, before surrendering to the Himalyan salt stone therapy, ensuring you feel completely cleansed and rested.”

Seems to me time to introduce the “Salt” tag for all the spicy offerings amidst this saltwater paradise.

Best of the Maldives: Bubble Tower – Amilla Fushi

Amilla Fushi - bubble villa

Amilla Fushi has combined two of my recent distinctions – bubble deck and villa tower – for a doubly distinctive bubble tower. The resort describes this new feature as follows…

  • “The bubble tent concept is being elevated to a whole new level in the Maldives this year, as luxury resort trendsetter Amilla Fushi debuts its new Skyhouse with Bubble accommodation –tranquil treetop eyries with their own private transparent Bubble, breathtakingly suspended 12 metres up between a canopy of lush palms and the vast Maldivian skies…Encircled by swaying palms, and measuring 4 metres in diameter, the Bubble’s interior will feature custom-fitted wooden floors, a rotating daybed, telescope, Bang & Olufsen soundsystem and bespoke furnishings. A removable cover provides solar protection during the day – and come nightfall, unfettered views of the star-studded heavens above…Conceived and custom-designed by Eye In The Sky, the transparent inflatable Bubbles are constructed with super-strong, high tech polyester fabric using exclusive Précontraint Serge Ferrari® technology. UV-protected, fully waterproof and climate-controlled, the Bubbles create an inspiring environment where guests can enjoy a uniquely immersive, closer-to-nature experience – without compromising on high-spec design and luxurious creature comforts.”

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Best of the Maldives: Villa Tower – Soneva Fushi

Soneva Fushi - tower

To get as close to somewhere over the rainbow as possible (and other celestial sights), Soneva Fushi sets a new highwater, well high in the air, mark for an open vista platform. Recently completed its latest villa, the five-bedroom Villa 37. The 11 metre tall viewing tower, reached by a winding staircase encircles a dining table called the Moonlight Table at the summit. This viewing tower is now the tallest point on the island and the ideal spot to take in the panoramic views, sunrises, sunsets, dining experiences and stargazing.

April La Deluge

They say that April showers bring May flowers. In the Maldives those colourful flowers are the fashionistas emerging from their villas after the rain cloud passes over for an extra special photoshoot.

  1. Marina Werneck (Brazil) – Thulusdhoo [ABOVE]
  2. Courtney Suchma (USA) – LUX South Ari Atoll
    Courtney Suchma (USA) - LUX South Ari Atoll
  3. Mademoiselle Lyz (Monaco)
    Mademoiselle Lyz (Monaco)
  4. Sudamao Sanjoya (China) – Angsana Velavaru
    Sudamao Sanjoya (China) - Angsana Velavaru
  5. 08.09 (South Korea) – Taj Exotica
    0809 (South Korea) - Taj Exotica
  6. Ksusha Zhdanova (Russia) – Dhigali
    Ksusha Zhdanova (Russia) - Dhigali
  7. Wu Sansan (China) – Sirru Fen Fushi
    Wu Sansan (China) - Sirru Fen Fushi
  8. Fatima Bollinger (Morocco) – Komandoo
    Fatima Bollinger (Morocco) - Komandoo
  9. 5 30 (Taiwan) – OBLU Select Sangeli
    5 30 (Taiwan) - OBLU Select Sangeli
  10. Sofia Stuzhuk (Russia) – Cocoon
    Sofia Stuzhuk (Russia) – Cocoon
  11. Khongyeusonglau (China) – Thulhagiri
    Khongyeusonglau (China) - LUX South Ari Atoll
  12. Helen Janneson Bense (Finland) – Sirru Fen Fushi
    Helen Janneson Bense (Finland) - Grand Park Kodhipparu
  13. Daniela Christiansson (Sweden) – Soneva Jani
    Daniela Christiansson (Sweden) - Soneva Jani
  14. Maud Le Car (French Carribean) – Cokes Beach
    Maud Le Car (French Carribean) - Cokes Beach
  15. Cláudia Pinto (Portugal) – Hudhuranfushi
    Cláudia Pinto (Portugal) - Hudhuranfushi
  16. Tata Nualpeng (Thailand) – Centara Grand
    Tata Nualpeng (Thailand) - Centara Grand
  17. Olga Blik (Russia) – Fihalhohi
    Olga Blik (Russia) - Fihalhohi
  18. Nadya Davydova (Russia)
    Nadya Davydova (Russia)
  19. Paris Hulme-Segerstrom (USA) – Kandolhu
    Paris Hulme-Segerstrom (USA) - Kandolhu
  20. Dorothy Petzold (Thailand) – Coco Palm Dhuni Kolhu
    Dorothy Petzold (Thailand) - Coco Palm Dhuni Kolhu
  21. Luda Sls (Ukraine) – Sun Island
    Luda Sls (Ukraine) - Sun Island
  22. Viktoria Kushnir (Russia) – Sun Island
    Viktoria Kushnir (Russia) - Sun Island
  23. Maria Temnyak (Russia) – Dhigufaru
    Maria Temnyak (Russia) - Dhigufaru
  24. Lisa (Germany) – Athuruga
    Lisa (Germany) - Athuruga
  25. Jamie Chua (Singapore) – Maalifushi
    Jamie Chua (Singapore) - Maalifushi
  26. Gul Guna (OAE) – Coco Bodu Hithi
    Gul Guna (OAE) - Coco Prive Kuda Hithi
  27. Hana Nitsche (Germany) – The Residence
    Hana Nitsche (Germany) - The Residence
  28. Bruce and Lori (United Kingdom) – ShangriLa Villingili
    Bruce and Lori rainbow
  29. Dilara Salikh (Russia) – Huvafenfushi
    Dilara Salikh (Russia) - Huvafenfushi
  30. Tatiana Lopatinskaya (Russia) – Jumeeirah Vittaveli
    Tatiana Lopatinskaya (Russia) – Huvafenfushi
  31. Tatiana Lis (Russia) – Finolhu
    Tatiana Lis (Russia) - Finolhu
  32. Jessica Olie (United Kingdom) – Four Seasons Landaa Giraavaru
    Jessica Olie (United Kingdom) – Four Seasons Landaa Giraavaru
  33. Natasha (Serbia) – Royal
    Natasha (Serbia) – Royal
  34. Juliet Angus (USA) – Four Seasons Landaa Giraavaru 
    Juliet Angus (USA) – Four Seasons Landaa Giraavaru
  35. Avigail Bobile (Israel) – Anantara Dhigu [BELOW]

Best of the Maldives: Speed Dive Boat – Hurawalhi

Hurawalhi - dive speed boat

If you want to get to see your sharks with jet speed, then Hurawalhi offers a diving speed boat. Not a typical diving dhoni that chugs along to your dive site, but a proper speed boat that gets you there in half the time. It not only saves time just sitting on the boat when you could be back on the resort sipping pina coladas, but is handy in other ways. The dive masters got reports of a juvenile whale shark in the area and in the boat we were able to do a quick reckie to see if it was still around before proceeding home (no luck).

Hurawalhi - dive boat

Hurawalhi - dive boat 2