Myths of the Maldives

I previously did a post featuring my YouTube reaction video the “Top Tenz” creator who did a piece on “10 Places in the World That Actually Kinda Suck” which included the Maldives. Unfortunately (for the creator) and fortunately for Maldives fans, his video was packed with errors and misinformation (which I methodically debunked). Of the years, I have come across a number of cynical myths about the Maldives that probably put people off from experiencing this unique destination. So I thought I would post this piece to set the record straight:

  1. “Maldives are unaffordable” – While there are many super-lux billionaire properties, there are just as many if not more budget hotels, guest houses, special offers and value-priced resorts (check out my post “Bunking with the Billionaires on a Budget”)
  2. The Maldives are sinking – Climate change is absolutely happening, and one of the biggest areas of impact are the world’s ocean which makes an island nation like the Maldives particularly vulnerable in many ways. But the image of the islands “sinking” is really just compelling characterisation to draw attention to this more complex problem of intensifying weather events, rising sea levels, and the warming plus acidification of the oceans killing coral.
  3. “The Maldives is unwelcoming to gay guests” – Maldives is a strongly Islamic country and its legal system is very much governed by Sharia law principles which make same-sex sexual activity officially illegal and punishable by fines, prison sentences and even lashings. However, in practice, homosexuality is very rarely prosecuted. And any time it might apply the law, it has been and would only be to Maldivian nationals. While gay travellers might avoid the destination out of distaste for such policies on the books at all, visitors should rest assured that they will not be targeted nor unwelcome for their sexual orientation.
  4. The sharks you see are dangerous” – For the longest time, despite the many sharks resident in the Maldivian waters, there had been zero shark attacks. We used to get very still in the water when we saw them snorkeling not because we were afraid…but because they were notorious scaredy-cats. If you moved suddenly, they would quickly swim away. Then Instagram happened which combined with terribly irresponsible excursion operators has contributed to several “attacks” in recent years. Actually, “attack” is a misnomer as the shark really had no intention of biting a human. A better descriptor would be “incidents where the shark got confused by so much tasty fish being thrown in the water that it mixed up the fish with the humans stupidly swimming in the middle of the shark buffet so they could get that cool Insta shot.”
  5. There’s nothing to do but lie on the beach – I’ve written over a hundred articles with the “Activity” tag covering the vat diversity of things one can do at a Maldives resort including riding a jet car, doing a parachute jump over the ocean, go on a treasure hunt, kickboxing, jet wakeboarding, make your own coconut oil, golf, qiqong, wine tasting, aerial yoga, etc., etc.
  6. Hospital care is is only available in Male.” – Some guests consider limiting their resort options to those in the Male atolls in order to be close to the main national hospital there. While there a four modern hospitals in Male, there are also another 18 quite modern hospital facilities throughout the country an equally short speed boat ride away from resorts in those atolls.

   

Best of the Maldives: Fewest Villas – .Here

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“Diminutive” is one of the defining characteristics of the Maldives. When people ask us what it is like, we respond, “You know those cartoons of a deserted island with a little plot of sand and a single palm tree…that’s the Maldives.” While plenty of tiny resort islands have been around for year, .Here sets a new low in room count with only 9 villas. A couple of “private islands” have fewer villas, but you have to book the entire island making the “booking” itself bigger. But at .Here, you can have the intimacy and just book a single villa.

The website home page boasts:

  • “.Here – Luxury Resort in Maldives. Escape to the Maldives’ smallest and most exclusive architecturally designed boutique resort set in the heart of the UNESCO-protected Baa Atoll.”

Best of the Maldives: Traditional Coconut Oil Making – Siyam World

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We have come across a coconut oil making class in the Maldives, but it was just for children. Siyam World’s ritual high tea also features a instructional exhibit on this local product, but it is for all the guests. The presentation includes a display different part of the coconut fruit (see above), and an outline of the process (see below). Then you go through the actually production in a traditional open-fire heated pan (see below).

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Best of the Maldives: Maldivian High Tea – Siyam

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High tea is typically an affair of cultured affair of crumpets and crustless sandwiches, but at Siyam World, high tea is all about the Maldives culture itself…

  • “Each stall is representing something different in the culture, where families learn about Maldivian culture and Kids Learn Dhivehi (The Maldivian Language).”

The regular highlight on the weekly calendar includes an exhibit on Maldivian currency all the way from the ancient days of cowrie exchange to the colourful modern-day currency. Instead of scones and clotted cream, tea time includes homemade coconut oil and Maldivian curry (which the guests learn to make themselves).

Siyam - Maldivian high tea currency

QI: Atoll Formation

Atoll formation Maldives

Q: How did the Maldivian atolls form?
A: Ancient volcanos who collapsed in on themselves and sunk?
Q: Buzzz…while that was the theory for year, put forth by none other than Charles Darwin, modern research shows…
Q: How long ago did the Maldivian atolls form?
A: Millions of years ago?
Q: Buzzz…the Maldives atolls are actually younger that the pyramids.

The revised understanding of atoll formation is the result of André Droxler, an emeritus professor of marine geology at Rice University in Texas who spent four months at the Maldives National University in 2023 as a Fulbright scholar recently featured in the Maldives Independent article “Younger than the pyramids: teaching students how the Maldives really formed”:

  • “For generations, Maldivian students learned that their islands formed through the slow sinking of ancient volcanoes, an elegant and intuitive theory proposed by Charles Darwin in 1842 that remains in textbooks worldwide. But a new supplementary curriculum is now teaching them what drill cores and seismic surveys have revealed: Darwin was working with incomplete information, and the real story is both stranger and more relevant to the future of a low-lying archipelago facing accelerated sea level rise…’These tiny atolls are just the last, last, last phase of this very long-term evolution of this reef system,’ Droxler explained. ‘The atolls have nothing to do with the volcanic plateau. It’s only the last half a million years, while this entire carbonate edifice is 55 million years long’.”
  • “Malé began forming less than 4,500 years ago. The island most likely took its current shape only in the past 2,000 years, making it younger than the pyramids of Giza. The islands of the Maldives Archipelago only formed in the last 5,000-4,000 years as the results of the local emergent accumulations of reefal cobbles, pebbles, and sands behind the active coral reefs, when the rates of sea level rise slowed down dramatically.”

Maldives atoll formation

Best of the Maldives: Pool Sound Healing – Meyyafushi

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I’ve seen hydroponic gardening in the Maldives, and hydrotherapy, but this is the first instance of hydrophonic therapy. One of my most memorable “spa” treatments ever was a massage floating in the Blue Lagoon at Reykjavik, Iceland. Meyyafushi has combined two treatment innovation – sound therapy and pool therapy – into one truly distinctive session.

  • “Meyyafushi Maldives continues to elevate its wellness offerings with immersive sound healing experiences set in one of the island’s most striking locations – the adults-only glass-bottom infinity pool overlooking the turquoise blues of the Maldives.”

If floating in a pool at a tropical paradise wasn’t soothing enough, then the addition of sound therapy entrances you even more.

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Best of the Maldives: Ballroom Dancing – Siyam World

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With big stages, come big acts. And featured tonight is a long awaited “Haven’t Seen” (from my second “Haven’t Seen Yet post back in 2013 – ballroom and Latin dancing. “Siyam World Hosts Tango Night with World Champions”:

  • “Siyam World, Maldives is hosting a Tango Night on the 23rd of January with the Tango World Champions, Simone Facchini and Gioia Abballe…[They now] come to Siyam World, Maldives to give a memorable performance and conduct their classes for those looking to learn the art of Tango”

Best of the Maldives: Rooftop Glass-Bottom Pool – Meeyafushi

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Over the several decades of visiting the Maldives, we have seen the other water feature, the pool, evolve from a simple, conventional rectangular tub to infinity styling and even a rooftop version (Hotel Jen, AIG Grand). And the special luxury element, the glass floor, has found its way to all corners of resorts. Now Meyyafushi has introduced the literal apex culmination of these design distinctions – a rooftop glass-bottom infinity pool!

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Best of the Maldives: Russian Station – Siyam World

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Resorts regularly cater to a range of global cuisines especially if there is a sizeable contingent of guests hailing from certain locales. Japanese miso soup, German cold cuts, French pastries at breakfast. Indian curries, Italian pastas, Chinese stir fry’s at dinner. Siyam World is the first resort we have seen with a Russian station at its buffet. We sampled the Ukha Soup and Chicken Sausage Bun (see above) and found them quite delightful. приятного аппетита!

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